An Information-Superfluid Alternative to the Quantum Brain Analogy for Hessdalen Plasmas

A qualitative information-dynamics reading of Hessdalen plasma observations, offered as an alternative to the Quantum Brain Analogy for Plasmas. Virtual space is read as an information superfluid and superconductor with a macroscopic order parameter; plasma balls are readout terminals, not the computer. The reading covers four decades of observation (Strand 1984; Teodorani 2004; EMBLA 2001; Hauge et al. 2016; Aamodt 2017; Vargemezis et al. 2024; Teodorani 2026), including spiral motion, splitting into three and merging, ejection at a distance, stable spectra, weak laser response, and fast radar tracks, with three open comparison hypotheses. No new data. No derivation of any number is claimed.