No Gods, No Unicorns, No Dark Matter — Three Bypasses, Counted

Three famous names are tested against the counts underneath them. The Phaistos Disc's 45 signs are counted sign by sign: 22:45 living world and water, 0:45 gods or invented beings; Gardiner's Egyptian sign list carries its living world at 347:736 against a deity group of 11:736, human-shaped by its own name; Imhotep's deification is dated 2000 years after his working life. The Indus unicorn is counted as what it is on the seals: a standard mark at over 60:100 of Mohenjo-daro's stamp seals, on an instrument that sealed goods and storehouse locks, beside the receipt corpora of Sumer (95781 Ur III texts in CDLI; 85:100 administrative at Uruk), Egypt, Crete, and the Andes, with China and Mesoamerica booked at full size as counter seats. The galaxy rotation leftover is carried as a standing measurement beside the null results of LZ, XENONnT, and PandaX-4T; the electron's identity, hysteresis as matter's memory of its path, and the imaged electron lattice are attested link by link; the derivation that would join them to the galactic leftover is booked NOT FOUND at full size. Attested, derived, and the author's thesis are kept apart throughout. Author's field: forensic detection of representation error — exact accounting across physics, computation, and energy; student of nature and its guardian polymath detective; Detective Polymath of the Joseph Bell Method.