“A purriety is a dialect with a meow and a purr.”

When you notice a word, a spelling, or a piece of grammar that catches your eye, you look closer. When you come across even more such - let's say - unusual vocabulary, typing, or grammatical constructions, you start to think that maybe you have found a language variety because, as you have learned in your classes in linguistics, you differentiate a dialect from another by their distinct vocabulary, grammar, and pronunciation. So here's what you do: you check your definitions for language var...