Theory of Dark Energy Absorption

Universe follow some laws. Law 1: when electron of an ordinary matter absorbs dark energy, the electron becomes positively charged and gets removed from the atom by itself. HOW??: when an electron starts absorbing dark energy the negative charge of electrons get attracted to the positive charge of the dark energy and electrostatic force of attraction develops between them due to this force the electron starts absorbing the energy faster .A time comes when the electron becomes electrically neutral due to the equal positive charge gained by the dark energy .After sometime due to the increasing positive charge in the electron the electron gains positive charge to a level that the negative charge of the electron becomes negligible.Since the electrons attains overall positive charge, electrostatic force of repulsion develop between the nucleus and the electron of the atom and the electron gets removed from the atom by the force this phenomenon shall be called Priyankush phenomenon and the positively charged particle shall be called electroide. THANK YOU!