The Zeta Critical Line

We do not prove or disprove Riemann's Hypothesis, but dissolve the question fundamentally -- the critical line cannot exist at any value other than 0.5 by algebraic mandate. What is regarded as a deep question of number theory is ultimately a veiled tautology that resolves itself once the constraint is understood. As one mystery concludes, the greater enigma is confronted: what exactly does the functional equation solve for?